WMD found! Finally!

Hey, did you hear? They found the Weapons of Mass Destruction! Good thing we got that cleared up!

Oh... they had already been removed from Iraq ten years ago... by those lousy old do-nothing weapons inspectors!

And someone left them sitting around the U.N. offices, where they could have wiped out the whole building, and who knows how much of New York. Well, that's bureaucracy for you!