What's to become of your pets when you get Raptured? Now there's a solution.

Eternal Earth-Bound Pets, USA are a group of atheists, sure, but moral atheists, who just want to help. Hey, you have to trust someone who is getting left behind, if you want to make sure your pets are cared for when you get raptured. And they'll do it for just a small, nominal fee! (Paid ahead, naturally.)

As their site says,

"You've committed your life to Jesus. You know you're saved. But when the Rapture comes what's to become of your loving pets who are left behind? Eternal Earth-Bound Pets takes that burden off your mind"

And who wouldn't want that kind of peace of mind? I mean, just because you're holy enough to get raptured, doesn't mean your loyal, earthbound pet should have to suffer!

God Obviously Favors Dems This Time Around

Can you imagine the comments from the Limbaughs, the Hannitys, the O'Reillys and the Coulters had Gustav hit during the Democratic Convention, and/or a rainstorm had dampened their big finale in the Denver stadium? You know, we've heard it before, they would have been all over it, saying God was exhibiting his disapproval of the Dem's "Godless" ways. In fact, Focus on the Family actually prayed for a storm of biblical proportions to disrupt Barack Obama’s outdoor acceptance speech!

But Denver weather was exceedingly beautiful for Obama's speech, and come the first day of the Republican Convention – whoa! Their prayers were answered! A hurricane! And in New Orleans, no less, site of the Republican administration's worst nightmare. Is God trying to tell us something? Perhaps even the Old Man in the Sky is so tired of the lying, the thieving, the torturing, the scandals, the desecration of nature, the murdering by the current administration, that He felt it was time for Divine Intervention? Or maybe it was just the 17-year-old daughter of Palin being 5 months pregnant that stirred His Heavenly Ire?

Hey, I don't think that way, but I'm simply applying their own logic right back on the GOP. If you dish it out, you better be ready to take it! God wants the Dems back in the White House – don't cross Him, America!